Good news: The front cover of this week's NME has a full page shot of a world-famous, blonde, pouting female singer standing waist-deep in a swimming pool, fully clothed.
Who could it be? Lady Gaga? Kylie? Madonna? Britney?
I like to see girls getting their clothes wet. We're not talking wet t-shirt contests here; to catch my interest they have to be fully clothed, including underwear; if they're also still wearing their shoes, jewellery etc then so much the better. So that's what this blog is about. Have I gone on too long? Probably.